Welcome lovely person to this page full of funnies on the topic of Valentine’s Day, if you want to have a giggle and jokes about the big romatic day here are some little nuggets for you.
Funny Valentine Day Poems / Rhymes
- Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to try anal
Here is some lube
- Your smile is so bright
It lights up my life
Now please change channel
You’re watching some shite
- My poems are crap
But I tried my best
That’s all I can do
For my little love nest
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn’t get a date.
What happens if you fall in love with a French chef?
You get buttered up.
What do squirrels give on Valentine’s Day?
“I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.” (David Bissonette)
“Men aren’t necessities, they are luxuries.” (Cher)
“Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.” (Fulton J. Sheen)
If you are young and not experienced with this special occasion here are some Don’t Do’s! Enjoy.