Funny Valentine Poems, Jokes & Quotes

Welcome lovely person to this page full of funnies on the topic of Valentine’s Day, if you want to have a giggle and jokes about the big romatic day here are some little nuggets for you.Funny Valentine Poems

Funny Valentine Day Poems / Rhymes

  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I want to try anal
    Here is some lube
  • Your smile is so bright
    It lights up my life
    Now please change channel
    You’re watching some shite
  • My poems are crap
    But I tried my best
    Thats all I can do
    For my little love nest

Silly Jokes

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn’t get a date.

What happens if you fall in love with a French chef?
You get buttered up.

What do squirrels give on Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.

Famous Quotes

“I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.” (David Bissonette)

“Men aren’t necessities, they are luxuries.” (Cher)

“Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.” (Fulton J. Sheen)

Video

If you are young and not experienced with this special special occasion here are some Don’t Do’s! Enjoy.

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5 thoughts on “Funny Valentine Poems, Jokes & Quotes

  1. Hah, I was making some valentines cards for my friends as a joke and was running out of ideas. Now I can include these! I’ve read this one somewhere and it made me laugh out loud, so I figured I’d share.

    “Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Poems are hard
    So is my penis”

  2. Roses are blue,
    violets are unicorns,
    this poem makes no sense, refrigerator.

  3. Hehe. Most of these are quite cute. With valentines fast-approaching, some might actually use these for fun. 🙂

  4. I liked the silly joke and quote sections. The video was direct, but very pretentious while having a few good points.

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