It is good to be the best bloke you can. Getting brainier is something to be proud of, here are some very important life lessons for all us dudes.

When you order a package online, be sure to always ask them to leave it under the mat if you are not in.

Never trust women who lie. This chick has a ‘party naked’ tshirt on, but is fully clothed. Stay away fellas, she lies!

Be careful what blue stuff you look for on the internet, they are covering all sorts of niches these days. Introducing ‘Girls Gone Wild Third World Edition’.

If you have a funny face embrace the jokes by posting pictures on the internet!

Having epic facial hair, such as this Batman beard, is totally acceptable, ignore the haters, they are jealous.

Ignore what some chicks say. Its not what you got its where you sticking it that matters.

Remember to be a real man, kind of like the old days.

If you see a big drink and think it is too big, don’t worry, have a go anyway.

Always go to the toilet before bed, you know it makes sense, listen to Peter Griffins advice.

Whenever the haters come at you, remember Charlie Sheen. Keep calm and carry on.

And when you think a situation is gunna get sticky, put up your hood, cuz this is pug life.

Stay classy fellas.

If you are a lady and reading this post, you are on the wrong page, you should be on this one!

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