We are constantly learning, making ourselves better humans all the time. Here are some very important lessons for women.
A bit of fake tan is fine, but too much is disgusting. You end up looking like you showered in dog turd. And the photos will make you look even more stupid, so don’t over do it.
If you want your bloke to give you some amazing sex, restrict him and tell him to do the cleaning. It will work like a charm!
We all know this rule. If it says dont machine wash or tumble dry, never wash it, ever.
Don’t wear low cut tops when digital cameras with face recognition will be used. It can lead to socially awkward situations.
If you can’t find a man to have a good relationship with, consider your toilet.
If ever wearing sexy underwear be sure to put it on right and have it all neat and tidy, or make sure no one can see it.
Ever wondered what is the best way to attract a man, this image will explain how.
Always be prepared, that when you go to stay with family, access to the internet may be limited.
When breast feeding be wary of women of a different race, your baby may fancy a slightly different taste for a change.
Dont worry about how you look first thing in the morning. Beauty products will make it all ok.
Hopefully this advice has proved helpful, I’m sure it has. Now go out there and be a new you – girl power!
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