Here is a collection of 5 classic one line jokes. You may have heard them before but they are still really funny! If you have good memory have a go at memorising them and throw them at your mates in the pub, see if they get a giggle.
Q: What is slimy, cold, long and smells a bit like pork?
A: Kermit the frogs finger
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Q: Where can you find a one legged dog?
A: Where you last left it
Q: Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
A: To keep their nuts dry
Q: Why are men like cars?
A: They pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming
These are slightly fruity, so probably not suitable for kids, otherwise you are going to have explain what gay means. And that some dinosaurs may also have been into a bit of like for like love making. And that could be awkward.
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