Funny Words for Having A Poo

Time for some immature filth! Here is a big fat list of different funny words for poo, if you find this sort of thing funny you should definitely use them round your friends, or even better embarrass your mum with them. Or when your dog drops one off in the park, like this geezer is doing.

Dog does turd in park
Dog drops off a turd on the park grass.
  • Dump
  • Floater
  • Pebbledash
  • Drop the kids off at the pool
  • Brown boat
  • Number 2
  • Dingleberries
  • Shit brick
  • Chocolate log
  • Turd
  • Dirty bomb
  • Muddy snake
  • Mr Hankey
  • Bum fish
  • Pink eye pellets
  • Anal butter
  • Chocolate frube
  • Loaf
  • Smoked ham
  • Black banana
  • Excretion
  • Bum squirrel
  • Poop
  • Coco pops
  • Sprout wagon
  • King kongs fingers
  • Chocolate Mr Whippy
  • Turtle tail

Never be afraid of going to the toilet, especially in public or when family are round your house. Go the toilet, drop off the muddy fairy with a few loud squeals, and be proud of your achievement. Unless it doesn’t flush, then good luck with that.

Know of any we have missed? You can throw them in the comments section below and we can add them in.

Credit for the photograph goes to Fabian Bromann, good photography skills my friend.

3 thoughts on “Funny Words for Having A Poo

  1. Haha, laughed so hard. Now you’ve truly given me the inspiration to be proud of myself when I go to the loo to poo. 😀 Muddy snake and anal butter are my two favourite.

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