You really can’t beat a good Full English fry up in the morning! Why not make it even better and make your eggs into the shape of a penis for no reason whatsoever other than a bit of fun. This novelty cookware will help you do exactly that.
Novelty Penis Gifts
Willies are funny, who knows why, they just are! And these days it’s amazing how many things you can buy with a dick on them. Check out this list of novelty penis gifts you can buy now.
Bath time is for adults too! This funny yellow rubber duck with a dick is a great way to add a bit of silly humour to the bathroom.
No wild party can be complete without some brightly coloured dicky sipping straws for guests to have with their drinks. Just picture these in a trendy cocktail! Nothing could ooze class more than that.
You can’t beat a comfy pair of gold slippers to walk around the house in! You really will feel like royalty in these. Who knows, maybe certain members of the monarchy do wear these.
Get the giggles flowing by playing the dirtiest game of ring toss that you’ve ever seen! Pick a person to strap on the big pink penis as others try to toss their ring straight down the shaft!
In the cold winter it can be nice to have a hot water bottle to snuggle up to.
It’s always nice to give guests a few nibbles when hosting a party or hen do at home! And how about some novelty rude chocolate.
This could be used in plenty of situations. Maybe on a stag do for the prize plonker of the weekend, or maybe as a joke birthday present! Or dare you take it to work to award the trophy to the “dickhead of the month” employee?
