Hop On The Pun Wagon With These Easter Jokes!
It’s time to hop on board the pun-away train and enjoy some funny Easter jokes! Come on don’t be a chicken 😉
- How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!
- Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken!
- What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hareline!
- Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
- What do you call a bunny who tells jokes? A funny bunny!
- Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking up the eggs!
- How do you catch the Easter Bunny? You hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
- Why did the Easter Bunny eat so much candy? He needed his sugar HOP!
- Why did the Easter egg go to school? To get eggucated!
- What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An egg-stra terrestrial!
- What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you!
- Why did the Easter Bunny paint his eggs with stripes? Because he wanted them to be EGG-stravagant!
- What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny!
- How do you know when you’ve found a good Easter egg? It’s egg-static!
- What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot patch? It’s been a good hare day!
- Why did the Easter Bunny get a ticket? He forgot to HOP at the stop sign!
- How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane!
- What kind of music do bunnies listen to? Hip-hop!
- Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? He had a bad hare day!
- What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!
These may be “dad jokes” but who cares! We hope they made you crack a smile because this big list of these Easter jokes is serious comedy, no yolk! Enjoy lots of yummy chocolate!
