Jesse was an adorable country bumpkin in the Fast Show comedy series. Here are some of the funniest quotes by Jesse:

Jesse’s Fashion Tips

  • This season I’ll be mostly wearing … a thong.
  • This season I’ll be mostly wearing … issey miyake!
  • This season I’ll be mostly wearing … no pants, no vest neither.
  • This season I’ll be mostly wearing … nipple clamps.
  • This season I’ll be mostly wearing … wellies.

Jesse’s Diets

  • This week I have been mostly eating … bourbon biscuits.
  • This week I have been mostly eating … acorns.
  • This week I have been hungry!
  • This week I have been mostly eating … raspberry poptarts.
  • This week I have followed through.

And here’s the handsome man himself:

Jesse stands outside his shack in the Fast Show
Jesse from the Fast Show

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