Funny jokes that most people will laugh out loud at!

Here we go with another roundup of jokes, this is one of the most difficult, trying to collate jokes that most people will laugh at! Perhaps there’s no such thing because everyone has a different sense of humor after all. But let’s have a go anyway, try them on friends and family and see what percentage hit rate you get. Some of these are very dumb, so prepare yourself.

Lets tell jokes
Lets tell jokes!

What did the number zero say to the number eight?
Nice belt.

What is yellow, warm, and dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!

My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?
Feyoncé.

What do you call a psychic dwarf that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender.

What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

Why do squirrels always swim on their backs?
So they don’t get their nuts wet.

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber.

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?
The second one.

Did you know the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference?

What’s blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.

What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel.

Bill Gates farted in an Apple store and stank out the entire place. It’s their own fault for not having windows.

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