We’re constantly learning, making ourselves better humans all the time. Here are some very important lessons for women.

A bit of fake tan is fine, but too much is disgusting. You end up looking like you showered in dog turd. And the photos will make you look even more daft, so don’t over do it.

Too much fake tan
Too much fake tan.

If you want your partner to give you some amazing sex, restrict them and tell them to do the cleaning. It will work like a charm!

Tell your man to clean the house
Tell your man to clean the house.

We all know this rule. If it says dont machine wash or tumble dry, never wash it, ever.

Dont wash that clothing, ever
Dont wash that clothing, ever.

If you’re naturally busty and the facial recognition is turned on, don’t wear low cut tops! It can lead to socially awkward situations.

Face recognition on a digital camera gone wrong
Face recognition on a digital camera gone wrong.

If you can’t find a partner to have a good relationship with, consider your toilet.

Better than a boyfriend
Better than a boyfriend.

If ever wearing sexy underwear be sure to put it on right and have it all neat and tidy, or make sure no one can see it.

How not to wear a thong
How not to wear a thong, this is a big fail.

Ever wondered what is the best way to attract a man, this image will explain how.

How to attract a man by a woman with big boobs
Eye make-up meme.

Always be prepared, that when you go to stay with family, access to the internet may be limited.

She has limited internet access
She has limited internet access.

Dont worry about how you look first thing in the morning. Beauty products will make it all ok.

Beauty products make everything ok
Beauty products make everything ok.

Hopefully this advice has proved helpful. Now armed with these incredible bits of wisdom go out there and be a new you!

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