Ricky Gervais Funny Jokes From Stand-Up
A global comedian who has taken his huge UK success across the pond. He rose to fame with âThe Officeâ comedy sitcom and followed that up with the constantly brilliant âExtrasâ. He also has live DVDs for sale including âAnimalsâ and âPoliticsâ. His latest one was called âScienceâ and was released back on November 22nd in 2010. He has also been in films such as âGhost Townâ and the very successful âThe Invention Of Lyingâ which had some brilliantly funny lines in it.
Here are some of the funniest Ricky Gervais lines. His comedy is all about feeling uncomfortable with taboo, and the way he tells his jokes and his manner is what is so funny, so hereâs9 very funny Ricky Gervais quotes:
- âMy greatest hero is Nelson MandelaâŠâŠincarcerated for 25 years, he was released in 1990, heâs been out about 18 years nowâŠâŠand he hasnât reoffended.â (Out Of England)
- â1st of December, World Aids DayâŠ.I donât think itâll ever take off like Christmas.â (Out Of England)
- âIf you were to ask me to name three geniuses, I probably wouldnât say Einstein, Newton⊠Iâd go Milligan, Cleese, Everett. Sessions.â (The Office)
- âIâm not from these parts. I`m from a little place called England â we used to run the world before you lot.â (Golden Globe)
- âApparently, I donât know if this is true but I hope it is, Iâve heard it from a few reports, when we went up to get our awards apparently Clint Eastwood turned to someone that he was with and went, Who the fuck are they?â
- âEbony and Ivory. No more racism now. That oneâs done.â (xfm)
- âYouâre an idiot. What you think an African family wakes up and thereâs a little goat with a ribbon tied around it? And they go, âOh look what Santa brought us!'â (podcast)
- âWhere thereâs a will, thereâs a relative!â
- âThey have bits sliced off and tied up and sucked out. I want to say to them, âYou lazy fâing fat pig. Just go for a run and stop eating burgers. You might fucking dieâ.â (podcast)
Hereâs a clip for your viewing pleasure. Itâs the Trailer for his Science DVD.
Ricky is a top funny man and itâs well worth buying his DVDs or seeing him live should you get the chance.
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