Do you know the difference between? Jokes!

Here is a nice big fat collection of jokes for your funny face to have a giggle at.

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What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber.

What’s the difference between a clever dwarf and a woman’s yeast infection?
One is a cunning runt while the other is a running….

What’s the difference between a potato and your sister?
Ones is fat, lumpy and full of carbohydrates. The other is a potato.

What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
An ironing board’s legs are hard to open.

What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
A bull smiles when you milk it.

What’s the difference between a lobster with implants and an old bus stop?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean!

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.

What’s the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn’t last forever.

What’s the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag!

What’s the difference between sex and death?
Death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out!

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