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In the past 18 months, he has performed twice on Live At The Apollo, headlined Michael Mcintyre’s Comedy Roadshow, hosted Never Mind The Buzzcocks and been on The Royal Variety Performance<\/strong>, as well as taking part in panel shows 8 out of 10 Cats and Mock The Week. Gilbert’s debut live DVD was the fastest-selling debut stand-up DVD of 2009.<\/p>\n\n\n\nCollection Of Quotes By Rhod<\/h3>\n\n\n\nIn the Bible, God made it rain for 40 days and 40 nights. That’s a pretty good summer for Wales. That’s a hosepipe ban waiting to happen.<\/li> I was eight before I realised you could take a kagoule off.<\/li> (On the Edinburgh Festival) I must get some kind of masochistic pleasure out of it. But I have no idea why I go there. No idea at all.<\/li> When I was in prison I played football for the stalkers. When one of us would go for the ball, we’d all go. There was no one looking for space.<\/li> (On his experience in an anger management group) Imagine being in a room filled with losers.<\/li> A spa hotel? It’s like a normal hotel, only in reception there’s a picture of a pebble.<\/li> Last year I punched a shop-assistant over the duvet tog-rating system and went berserk over a mince pie. I am stung by accusations that I over-react.<\/li> I asked the shop assistant what filling I should have in the duvet. She said: ‘Get down.’ So I hit the f***ing deck.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\nHere\u2019s the Welsh wizard on top form performing in Montreal’s Just for Laughs<\/em>:<\/p>\n\n\n\nGilbert is gearing up to front a new Radio 2 show, and you can catch it on Saturday evenings starting this autumn. A new live DVD, his second, filmed at the Hammersmith Apollo, is available to pre-order. The comedian\u2019s Edinburgh Festival shows will be followed by a tour of the UK. You can also catch him on BBC Radio Wales on Saturday mornings.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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