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- “I’ve seen you before haven’t I fella. That’s right, I saw you in the car park getting our of your car, now I know why the fuck you were in a disabled space.”<\/li>\n
- “I’ve seen you before haven’t I young lady. That’s right, I saw you in the car park getting out of your car, for this woman normal spaces aren’t wide enough so she parks in the mother\/baby spaces to squeeze out her fat arse.”<\/li>\n
- “I’ve seen you before haven’t I. I saw you in Sainsbury’s earlier today. A fat free yoghurt isn’t going to be enough to help you out.”<\/li>\n
- (If they say “wasn’t me” to the above) “Oh right, and I suppose it also wasn’t you who dribbled on the hot chicken counter! Yeah, I know what you chubby lot are like.”<\/li>\n
- “Look stop heckling, I’m busy right now, can I ignore you some other time.”<\/li>\n
- “I would make a joke about nailing your girlfriend. But I can see your shagging a fatty so I won’t even bother with that.”<\/li>\n
- “Don’t you need a license to be such an ugly bastard? I’m surprised you’re allowed in public without consent.”<\/li>\n
- “Not get that joke? The lights are on but nobody’s home.”<\/li>\n
- “Is that your girlfriend next to you? Or your sister, I guess it makes no odds, you look like the sort of fella who regardless of relation would still fuck ’em.”<\/li>\n
- “I love people like you, I don’t need to do gags, your such a twat you can just shout stuff at me and bring the house down!”<\/li>\n
- “I’ve had shits that have made me laugh more then you.”<\/li>\n
- “I hate hecklers like you, too easy. Shall I take the piss because you’re fat, ginger, ugly, spekky, badly dressed, need a shave, look distinctly like a paedo, and if I was a betting man, you stink of BO.”<\/li>\n
- “Right this show only goes on for 2 hours, so if you don’t pipe down I think other people will make you pipe down. They paid to see me, and not you, for a fucking reason.”<\/li>\n
- “I’ve seen starving Africans with more enthusiasm then you.”<\/li>\n
- “Are you old enough to buy a ticket for this show? You’ve probably got less pubes down there then a porn star.”<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
Fancy yourself as a funny man? You can leave your own ones in the comment section below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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