She really wants to hear some limericks.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nLet’s jump in and share the funnies. You can see a load more in the comments which you guys have hilariously posted, some are absolutely brilliant!<\/p>\n
These are adult themed so if you are easily offended, leave now!<\/strong><\/p>\nThere was a young man from Kildare,
\nWho was having his girl on the stair,
\nOn the forty-fourth stroke,
\nThe banister broke,
\nAnd he finished her off in mid-air!<\/p>\n
There was a young girl of Cape Cod,
\nWho thought babies were fashioned by God,
\nBut it was not the Almighty,
\nWho lifted her nightie,
\nIt was Roger the lodger, that sod!<\/p>\n
There was a young man of Cape Horn,
\nWho wished he had never been born,
\nAnd he wouldn\u2019t have been,
\nIf his father had seen,
\nThat the end of the rubber was torn.<\/p>\n
There was a young chap from out yonder,
\nWho buggered a big anaconda,
\nHe regretted this crime,
\nFor the rest of his time,
\nWhile the reptile grew fonder and fonder.<\/p>\n
Add Your Own and Read Others<\/h2>\n
Scroll down now to the comments section where lots of other people have contributed their own fantastic poetic additions. Created a limerick yourself? Please submit it. Thanks everyone for the amazing contributions so far, too many to name.<\/p>\n
Books of Limericks<\/h3>\n
If you love funny limericks check out these brilliant books<\/strong>, it would maybe make a nice novelty present for someone who has this sense of humour, or just for yourself of course to feed your mind with the beautiful English language being used at it’s finest.
\n