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American Pie was an awesome series of films! Jim, Stiffler, Oz, Kevin and Finch are part of many peoples teenage years, giving memories to us all growing up!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here are some really funny quotes from the different movies:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Jim’s dad (about the pie) “We’ll just tell your mother we ate it all.”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
Stiffler “I’m gunna hang out with my wang out.”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
Nadia “I believe ‘shaved’ is the expression.”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
Oz “Friends call me Nova, as in Casanova.”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
Stiffler “Jim, can’t you keep your shirt on? You’re scaring the chicks away.”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
Sherman “I’m a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady.”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
Jim “I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
Stiffler “My dick looks like a corn dog and I’ve got cake all over my balls.”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
Michelle “This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
Jim’s dad “Back in the day we called it a beaver.”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
Stiffler “Well, polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
Finch “God bless the internet.”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
Jim’s dad “Keep it real homies.”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
Michelle “Hey! Remember that one time, at band camp, when we licked whipped cream off each others…”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
Milf guy “Dude that chicks a milf!”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
Stiffler “When a girl tells you how many guy’s she has slept with multiply it by three and that’s the real number.”<\/li>\n\n\n\n