Proper flithy!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nWhat is green and eats nuts?
\nSyphilis.<\/p>\n
How is a 9 volt battery like your girlfriend’s asshole?
\nYou know you shouldn’t, but your gonna put your tongue on it eventually.<\/p>\n
How did the guy go to the costume party as premature ejaculation?
\nHe just came in his pants!<\/p>\n
What’s the difference between eating pussy and driving through fog?
\nWhen you’re eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you.<\/p>\n
Have you heard about the deaf gynecologist?
\nDon’t worry, he’s a lip reader.<\/p>\n
Why was the old computer sad?
\nHe had a floppy disc.<\/p>\n
What’s the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
\nA porcupine has its pricks on the outside.<\/p>\n
What is similar between men and women?
\nThey both need a tissue after watching a good movie.<\/p>\n
What’s the difference between your penis and your paycheck?
\nA woman always wants to blow your paycheck.<\/p>\n
How do you get a really fat girl into your bed?
\nPiece of cake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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