Let’s laugh again at the brilliant moments from this classic British comedy, here’s a collection of some of the funniest Phoenix Nights quotes:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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• Brian, “It’s a family fun day man, there’s kiddies running around, they can’t go jumping up and down on a love-length!”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
• Brian about Keith Lard, “Is he drawing a dog?”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
• Kenny, “I’ve got special skin. Asbestos. The doctors are baffled. I’m a genetic freak me.”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
• Paddy to Max, “Do you wanna brew?”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
• Jerry to Brian, “You on some sort of medication?”
  Brian replies, “I am Jerry, two tablespoons of ambition, three times a day.”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
• Jerry, “I’m stood here, looking like a gay Satan.”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
• Student: “Do you take N.U.S.?” Max replies: “I don’t take none of that shit love, and neither should you. I treat my body like a temple, none of your ha-ha hashish.”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
• Clinton Baptiste, “I’m getting the word… nonce.”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
• Brian, “It’s Jerry The Berry, Perry”.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
• Kenny, “Spielberg. He wanted to use a dolphin. I said Steve, a shark’s what you want, who’s scared of dolphins!” (deleted scene from Series 2)<\/li>\n\n\n\n
• Max to Young Kenny, “Oi, Mandy Dingle, tell Potter we’re off.”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
• Rayvon, “The louder you scream the faster the ride!”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
• Paddy: “Prostitutes in Amsterdam are dead filthy, this one I went to, she made me wash my old man in the sink.” Max replies: “What, you took your dad?”<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n