Gold Penis World Champion Trophy Award!

This could be used in plenty of situations. Maybe on a stag do for the prize plonker of the weekend, or maybe as a joke birthday present! Or dare you take it to work to award the trophy to the “dickhead of the month” employee?

Or maybe at an official awards party! Wouldn’t it be great to see this given out to a football player at the Sports Personality Of The Year Awards!

Let’s be honest there are plenty of plonkers in this world. Why not make it clear to them by giving them a gold cock trophy.

This little beast only stands 4.5 inches tall, but size isn’t everything. Unfortunately, it’s only plastic, it’s not a real gold member, as the cheap price probably suggests. The inscription says “World Champion” meaning it’s suitable for a wide range of pranks. The top has a generously sized helmet and it also has a nice red, white, and blue ribbon around the base of the shaft.

Whoever you’re buying this for, enjoy handing it over to the worthy winner!