Dirty Valentine’s Jokes To Make Your Lover Squirm!
Letās tuck in to this set of dirty Valentineās jokes that you may find funny.
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These are strictly for adults only because many of them are a bit rude, but not all of them! If youāre easily offended these are not for you š
Dirty Valentineās one-liners
- (so cute!) You make me feel just like a unicorn ā very wild and horny.
- (for a not so subtle way of asking her for sex) Let my pork see your pie!
- (one for the ladies to tell your partner) I love you with all my tits!
- (could be for a friend you love) Iām so glad your mum didnāt swallow
- (ideal WhatsApp sexting message) Happy Valentineās Day, fancy a shag?
- (adorable) I love you from the bottom of my cock
And how about these silly valentineās jokes:
- How do you know Valentineās Day is about to become a religious holiday?
Because people everywhere are screaming, āOh God!ā all night long. - Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldnāt get a date. - What happens if you fall in love with a French chef?
You get buttered up. - What do squirrels give on Valentineās Day?
Forget-me-nuts. - What did one pickle say to the other at the Valentineās Day party?
Stop being such a big dill! - What does a farmer give to his partner on Valentineās Day?
Hogs and kisses! - Why did the tomato turn red on Valentineās Day?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
If youāve got your partner close by and youāre in the mood for more fun why not play our Valentineās game for couples!
These are some of the best dirty Valentineās jokes we know of but if you know better ones share them in the comments below.