Tim Vine one-liners – Funny jokes by a record-breaking comedian!

Well known for his quick fire cheesy one liners here are some funny lines from Tim’s performances.

Milton Jones Quotes & Live Universe Stand-Up Jokes

Here is a collection of funny one-liners from this quirky British comedian.

Jack Dee quotes from live stand-up tour performances!

A collection of gags from a performer always well-known for his sardonic, deadpan style of humour.