You really can’t beat a good Full English fry up in the morning can you. Why not make it even better and make your eggs into the shape of a penis! This novelty cookware will help you do exactly that.
Don’t be fooled by the product photo, it might take a couple of attempts to get the egg yolks nicely in the middle of the testicle locations. But once you mastered it then it’s a new skill for life. Serve this up for friends to see their reaction.
Picture it now, sitting in the middle of your sausages, bacon, beans, fried bread and hash browns, then pride of place in the middle, your big egg dick!
Probably don’t buy this if you work in a cafe though. The customers may not approve.