Classic Gambling and Vegas One Liner Jokes

Following on from our recent posts about the fun of having a crack at winning big playing casino games, bingo and poker online we have a few classic one liners for you. They cover all topics such as poker, slots and other casino games like blackjack.

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Classic Gambling and Vegas One Liner Jokes
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Read on below for the goodies.

Short Casino Jokes

What is the difference between praying in a church and praying in a casino? In a casino, you really do mean it.

How do you get a sweet little old lady to shout the word f**k? Get another sweet little old lady to yell the word bingo!

Why don’t they allow gambling in the Africa continent? Because of all the cheetahs.

How is a casino like a woman? Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

Where’s the only place in the world you are guaranteed to get screwed? Vegas baby!

What is the difference between a professional poker player and a dog? In about 10 years, the dog will quit whining.

What do you call a girl who is always in the bookies? Betty!

I walked around the casino last night with a pocket full of chips. Even now I am still trying to get the smell of vinegar out of my trousers.

How do you leave Vegas with 1 millions dollars? Go there with 2 millions.

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