Classic Gambling and Vegas One Liner Jokes
Here we have a few classic gambling one liner jokes for you.
They cover all topics such as poker, slots and other casino games such as blackjack.
- What is the difference between praying in a church and praying in a casino? In a casino, you really do mean it.
- How do you get a sweet little old lady to shout the word f**k? Get another sweet little old lady to yell the word bingo!
- Why don’t they allow gambling in the Africa continent? Because of all the cheetahs.
- How is a casino like a woman? Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
- Where’s the only place in the world you are guaranteed to get screwed? Vegas baby!
- What is the difference between a professional poker player and a dog? In about 10 years, the dog will quit whining.
- What do you call a girl who is always in the bookies? Betty!
- I walked around the casino last night with a pocket full of chips. Even now I am still trying to get the smell of vinegar out of my trousers.
- How do you leave Vegas with 1 millions dollars? Go there with 2 millions.
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