Funny Dad Jokes About Christmas!

Time for Christmas dad jokes

Cheesy jokes aren’t just for Christmas crackers you know, they’re also to come out of dad’s mouth! So here’s some funny dad jokes about Christmas:

  • What’s the best thing about Christmas puns? They sleigh every time!
  • Why did the snowman get invited to the Christmas party? Because he was cool with everyone!
  • What condition does someone have if they’re scared of Santa? Claustrophobia!
  • What did the ornament say to the tree? Thanks for hanging out!
  • What song does Beyoncé like to perform during the holidays? “All the jingle ladies”!
  • What do you call a happy fish at Christmas with no eyes? Merry Fshmas!
  • Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist? To get its baubles straightened!
  • What’s Eartha Kitt’s favorite drink? Fanta baby!
  • Why did the gingerbread man stop running? He got a little toasty!
  • What do you call Santa’s little helpers after they’ve eaten too many cookies? Reindeer bellies!
  • There’s a Christmas special on later called Naked Attraction: Jingle Balls!
  • What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes, “Ribbet, ribbet”? A mistle-toad.
  • Did you hear about the worker strike in the North Pole? It was due to elf and safety concerns!
  • What do you call the person who read these jokes out to the family? Banter Claus!!

Got other good festive dads jokes? Add them in the comment section below!

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