Funny Dad Jokes About Christmas!

Cheesy jokes aren’t just for Christmas crackers you know, they’re also to come out of dad’s mouth! So here’s some funny dad jokes about Christmas:

• What’s the best thing about Christmas puns? They sleigh every time!
• Why did the snowman get invited to the Christmas party? Because he was cool with everyone!
• What condition does someone have if they’re scared of Santa? Claustrophobia!
• What did the ornament say to the tree? Thanks for hanging out!
• What song does Beyoncé like to perform during the holidays? “All the jingle ladies”!
• What do you call a happy fish at Christmas with no eyes? Merry Fshmas!
• Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist? To get its baubles straightened!
• What’s Eartha Kitt’s favorite drink? Fanta baby!
• Why did the gingerbread man stop running? He got a little toasty!
• What do you call Santa’s little helpers after they’ve eaten too many cookies? Reindeer bellies!
• There’s a Christmas special on later called Naked Attraction: Jingle Balls!
• What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes, “Ribbet, ribbet”? A mistle-toad.
• Did you hear about the worker strike in the North Pole? It was due to elf and safety concerns!
• What do you call the person who read these jokes out to the family? Banter Claus!!

Got other good festive dads jokes? Add them in the comment section below!