A page full of funny Valentine’s poems for the most romantic day of the year! If you want to have a giggle here are some saucy little nuggets for you.

Warning, some of these poems are a bit dark and rude and definitely for adults only! But some are nice 🙂

A letter with text saying 'Valentine Funnies'

You could forward one of these to your partner or even a friend! They can also act as ideas for something funny to write in a Valentine’s Day card, but some of them might not be a good idea for your relationship haha!

  • Your smile is so bright
    It lights up my life
    Now please change channel
    You’re watching some shite
  • My poems are crap
    But I tried my best
    That’s all I can do
    For my little love nest
  • I want to say
    In a friendly way,
    From me to you
    We work together us two,
    Even when I do rancid farts.
  • I always looked for someone
    I could live with,
    But ending up finding someone
    Who just makes the mortgage cheaper. And for that I love you.
  • You’re the cheese to my mac,
    the sprinkles on my cake,
    I love you so much,
    for heaven’s sake!
  • You make my heart race,
    in a silly way,
    I love you more
    than words can say.
  • I love your silly jokes,
    and your funny face,
    you light up my life,
    with your unique grace.

‘Roses are red’ funny Valentine’s poems

  • When rhyming is difficult:
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue,
    Poems are hard
    So so hard.
  • Skip dinner to save money:
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue,
    Whiskey is cheaper
    Than dinner for two.
  • Sort of a compliment:
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue,
    You’re so great at sex
    Almost as good as my ex.
  • Ask someone on a dinner date:
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue,
    Dinner with me
    At quarter to 3?
  • Goofball:
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue,
    I love spending time
    with a goofball like you.
  • One for the savage murderers:
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue,
    I’d love to see your face
    Under a pillowcase.
  • Absolute adult-only filth:
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue,
    Let’s try anal
    Here is some lube.
  • Another dirty poem:
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue,
    Sorry to sound crass
    I want to spank your ass.
  • The original poem:
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue,
    Sugar is sweet
    And so are you.

Still in the mood for a chuckle? Have a laugh at these rude Valentine’s Day jokes.

If you think you can do better than the poems on this page chuck them in the comments below. We hope you like some of these short and funny Valentine’s poems for adults and hope they come in useful hehe!

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5 thoughts on “Funny Valentine’s Poems Including ‘roses are red’ Poems!”

  1. Hah, I was making some valentines cards for my friends as a joke and was running out of ideas. Now I can include these! I’ve read this one somewhere and it made me laugh out loud, so I figured I’d share.

    “Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Poems are hard
    So is my penis”

  2. Hehe. Most of these are quite cute. With valentines fast-approaching, some might actually use these for fun. 🙂

  3. I liked the silly joke and quote sections. The video was direct, but very pretentious while having a few good points.

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