12 Funny Quotes About Love To Write In A Valentine’s Card

Not sure what to write in your Valentine’s Card to your lover? You could use a funny famous quote about love, here are some good ones you could use:

  • “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
  • “I love you like a fat kid loves cake.” – Scott Adams
  • “You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.” – Unknown
  • “I love you more than pizza and that’s saying a lot.” – Unknown
  • “Thank you for being you, I love everything about you (except your farts).” – ChuckleBuzz
  • “I love being in love. It’s like Legos for your emotions.” – Unknown (for if your partner loves lego!)
  • “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Elizabeth Evans
  • “I love you more than a drunk college student loves tacos.” – Unknown
  • “I love you so much, I’d fight a bear for you…but let’s hope it never comes to that.” – Unknown
  • “I love you more than words can say…but I’ll try anyway with this card.” – Unknown
  • “I love you more than squirrels love nuts.” – Unknown
  • “I love you so much that I bought this 99p card for you” – ChuckleBuzz

Are none of those quotes any good for you? Rack your brains and think of something good that will make your partner smile but don’t sweat it, it’s only a bit of fun! Failing that, through a dirty poem in there haha!

You stole my heart but I'll let you keep it.

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