Funny Quotes By Jesse From Fast Show
Jesse was an adorable country bumpkin in the Fast Show comedy series. Here are some of the funniest quotes by Jesse:
Jesse’s Fashion Tips
- This season I’ll be mostly wearing … a thong.
- This season I’ll be mostly wearing … issey miyake!
- This season I’ll be mostly wearing … no pants, no vest neither.
- This season I’ll be mostly wearing … nipple clamps.
- This season I’ll be mostly wearing … wellies.
Jesse’s Diets
- This week I have been mostly eating … bourbon biscuits.
- This week I have been mostly eating … acorns.
- This week I have been hungry!
- This week I have been mostly eating … raspberry poptarts.
- This week I have followed through.
And here’s the handsome man himself:
![Jesse stands outside his shack in the Fast Show](https://chucklebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Screenshot_20230115_232824_YouTube2.jpg)