Knock Knock Jokes are often pretty rubbish. Not funny, not clever, nothing. But they can be good to tell to friends just for a giggle!
When you’re drunk they can sometimes seem even funnier! If you’re looking for cheesy jokes that are easy to memorise then this is for you! Here are some of the best knock-knock jokes:
Abbott time you answered the door!
Spit on mish
Spit on mish who?
Ok (then you spit on their shoe)
Alvin a great time, how about you?
Evan you should know who it is
You don’t who, owls do!
And now for a festive knock-knock joke:
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!
These are probably some of the best knock-knock jokes out there to tell your friends, so if none of these made you chuckle then there is only one thing to do. Go buy a crate of your favourite tipple, get yourself merry and come back in a couple of hours – then they will be funny!