Keith Lemon Quotes from Celebrity Juice

Shown on ITV2, ‘Celebrity Juice’ has been on our screens since 2008. It is known for it’s constant crude sexual jokes, hot guests and Keith Lemon’s catchphrases and general randomness that comes out of his filthy ginger mouth!

Brilliant Blackadder Goes Forth Quotes

Here is a collection of some of the best and funniest quotes from different characters in all of the episodes.

QI Episode Quotes and Stats – by Stephen Fry and Guests

QI is the popular BBC comedy which has been running for many years now. Here are some funny lines from the show as well as statistics in book.

Derek Quotes – Lines From Channel 4 Comedy Drama Episodes

Created and starring Ricky Gervais Derek has proved a big success. It is a series which has no set genre.

Let’s help the Starlight Children Foundation together

Lucky Pants Bingo has teamed up with the Starlight Children Foundation to make ill childrens dreams come true.

Why do we say phrases such as “I’m bored out of my tits!”

You here young people say random phrases like this, but why, what does it even mean?

Quotes from Classic Golf Comedy Movie ‘Happy Gilmore’

Lines by Happy, Chubbs, Hal and other characters in this classic golf comedy which came out back in 1996.

Family Guy Episode Quotes – Hilarious Lines by Peter and Others

Some of the best quotes by Stewie, Quagmire, Peter, Tom Tucker, Brian and other characters from Family Guy.

Funniest 40-Year-Old Virgin Quotes From Full Movie Cast

Quotes by different characters in the classic comedy film ’40 Year Old Virgin’. Have a laugh now.

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Homer And Other Characters

Collection of funny lines from different family members during some of the 500 episodes made so far.

Little Britain Narrator Quotes – by Tom Baker

The start and end of every episode featured a few funny lines by the narrator Tom Baker. Here are some of the best ones.

Austin Powers Quotes – Funny Lines By The Sexy Secret Agent!

Collection of funny quotes from the movies created and starring Mike Myers. Laugh out loud reading these hilarious lines again!

Book Review: UnHoly Skits! Prostitutes, Politicians, and Kinky Koalas

This is a review of a new book full of funny short stories.

Quotes from American Pie by Finch, Stiffler and Others

Here is a collection of great lines by the best characters in the film series including Stiffler, Jim, Michelle, Oz and Finch.

10 Proper Dirty Jokes

Here is an awesome list of filthy one-liners. Only those with a proper dirty mind!

Quack Attack!

Watch out, there is a huge super cute rubber duck floating down the river. But don’t be fooled by his looks!

Fresh Attempt to Break World Record of Most Jokes in 1 Hour

An attempt is being made to bring the most jokes world record back to Great Britain by Donald Macleod. Good luck!

Tim Vine one-liners – Funny jokes by a record-breaking comedian!

Well known for his quick fire cheesy one liners here are some funny lines from Tim’s performances.

Funny Words for Having A Poo

Don’t be afraid of going to the toilet and dropping a big load off, here are some funny words to make your friends laugh!

Heckler Put Downs

Fancy yourself as a comedian? Here are some lines that could be used to rebuke an audience shout out.