Not sure what to write in your Valentine’s Card to your lover? You could use a funny famous quote about love, here are some good ones you could use.

Here’s a collection of funny Valentine’s quotes and sayings about love, relationships and sex!

Marilyn said society is the one who is wrong, not fat chicks, remember that when you scoff your face with cake.

The start and end of every episode featured a few funny lines by the narrator Tom Baker. Here are some of the best ones.

So stupid and so funny yet very witty. Here are some of the best lines to be splurted from Karl’s small mouth.

Here is a look at the veteran funny man’s work and some funny lines.

Popular British comic well known for being on QI and playing Jonathan Creek.

Liverpool funnyman John Bishop has been a stand-up comedian for the past decade, and, back in 2001, reached the finals of all the major new act competitions.

Here is a selection of the funniest quotes and clips of Alan Partridge!