Funny American Dad Character Quotes

At the time of writing this blog post Volume 6 of the hit comedy has just been released on DVD in the UK.

So to celebrate this good news we have put together a page of funnies, not just from the latest episode but the entire franchise. Here is a video and further down the pages are character quotes from Stan, Francine, Roger, and the gang. Want to watch a funny clip from the series right now? Ok here goes:

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Funny Quotes

Want some funny quotes from the entire American Dad show? Well here you go big guy:

  • Francine: I feel so stupid, I feel like one of those women who marries a rapist
  • Steve: I’ve sown on all my new scout badges…that ones for pervert awareness.
  • Newspaper Headline: Israel pulls out of Gaza; Gaza not pregnant.
  • Stan: Why can’t you take a page from that bitch Hillary Clinton and let it go?
  • Francie (about Roger): Francine: He’s up in heaven now, bumming smokes off Jesus.
  • Old lady (spits on Lincoln Memorial): That’s for freeing the slaves, you negro-lovin’ Yankee Devil!”
  • Stan: Michael Moore?…..Oh, you mean Michael bin Laden!
  • Woman: Pretty soon, we’re gonna be more than a couple.
    Francine: Oh, congratulations! I just thought you were fat.
  • Roger: God, who do you have to probe around here to get a chardonnay?
  • Stan: Quick, plug your butt with this clove of garlic.
  • Klaus: There was a very famous Jewish girl who kept a diary….it ended badly. But enough about Fran Drescher. Hahaa! You thought I was making a Holocaust joke. Shame on you!

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One thought on “Funny American Dad Character Quotes”

  1. I love American Dad so much ahah. I speak italian but i always watch this in english to improve my language and it is even funnier!

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